The Difference Between Zoophilia & Bestiality
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Nothing. Some argue zoophiles are simply people who liek animals a lot — often developing romantic relationships with them. People who actually have sex with animals however practice bestiality. This is of course bullshit — in every sense of the word.
Because their relationship is not just about fucking, Zoos often feel a deep spiritual connection to the animals of their choice — most likely because they lust for their thick knotted cocks in place of their own tiny wart-covered dicks.
Since zoos claim not to have sex with animals, the issue of consent is not a problem — most zoos just rape their pets. Unlike the bestiality crowd, they aren’t stupid enough to brag about it. Not surprisingly, this page isn’t as popular as the other pages because zoos claim they don’t liek teh sex. The knot makes them bleed. Sorry readers, you’ll have to lurk moar for material to fap to.
Anna is married to Theo, a man who used to be a Horse.
Brian dog has had numerous relationships with women.
Blarney had a hamster living in his butt.
In one of the versions of the myth, it was Zeus who took the form of a bear and forced himself on Callisto in that form.
Catherine supposedly died doing it with a horse. It’s just a false rumor though.
Cheiron parents are Cronus and nymph Philyra. Cronus was in a form of a horse when Cheiron was conceived. His mother abandoned him at birth because of the way he looked. Also worth mentioning is that 2 of 4 Cheiron’s children were turned into a horse later in life.
Cherry got it on with a dolphin and a dog.
Cimiteria had a wolf lover and got pregnant from him, though she decided to abort the baby. She later experimented with a donkey too.
Cover hinting an act between a dog and a Cimiteria.
Cover shows Cimiteria and donkey in action.
Infamous scene with the Tijuana Donkey Show.
Comet the horse loves Supergirl and they shared some kisses when he was in his human form.
Cronos seduced a nymph Philyra in a form of a horse and fathered a son Cheiron.
Europa was taken by Zeus in a form of a bull to Crete. But after she arrived she bore him three sons, That means they had to copulate on the way there.
Fathom was in relationship with a dolphin. A dolphin who could turn into a man.
A cover showing something naughty between Fathom and a dolphin.
Hungry Sally married a fly and did it with him. The fly eggs hatched inside her and they ate their way out, leaving Sally in her current state.
Elephant showing his love, and the woman defending his display.
Goldilocks shared bed with the Boo Bear of the Three Bears in the Fables universe.
In one of the versions of Zeus and Io story: After Io was turned into heifer, Zeus came to her as a bull and they copulated.
Jack had a lover Jane (an ape) from back in his «Lord of the Apes» days, although he denies it.
More like necro-zoophilia for her, since in her spirit form she slept with jaguar spirit and gave birth to jaguar-human hybrid son.
Zeus came to Leda in a form of a swan. The two had four children from the union.
Lilian was the one who was part of the Horse Show in Young Witches.
Woman with a dog. The interior also shows an act between the dog and the woman.
A woman swapping spit with a snake. In the interior, it goes further than that.
Loki turned himself to mare once, to lure away stallion Svadilfari, but somewhere along the line they did the naughty, and later Loki birthed Sleipnir.
He doesn’t f*** goats, he makes love to them. (his own words)
North Wind fell in-love with a she-wolf, they had seven cubs.
Neural ‘Nette is married to a dog, a Hyperdog.
Panthea is a result of Zoophilic union between a woman and a lion.
Pasiphae was cursed to love a bull. She ordered a construction of empty wooden cow so she could do it with the bull without injury. That’s where The Minotaur came from.
Poseidon in form of a horse mated with Demeter, who also was in a form of a horse. They had two children, Despoina and Arion, who were born as horses. In some myths he is the father of horses, when he mated with a creature who bore the first horse.
Ramba loves her cat, Lucifer, and lets him lick her snatch. But she wishes that they could do more.
Being the most offensive comic, it also stops on zoophilia subject between a man and a pig.
Seth was turned into a chicken, and then raped…
Snow shacked up with a giant wolf, who can turn into a man, but still a wolf.
Sophie said that a bulldog is her true love, it might of been a jest to taunt a man.
Although unknowingly, Supergirl has made out with her Horse, Comet (The horse could turn human when a comet flew over the earth).
This club housed everything illegal, even orgies with animals.
Timmain is an elf woman took a form of a wolf and mated with a male wolf. Timmorn is their son.
Timmorn was born to a elf woman who mated with a male wolf. Timmorn wasn’t shy on mating with wolves himself.
Being a werewolf, Ulula has mated with wolves occasionally. She also tasted a stallion once.
Issue is titled «Wolf’s Lover». It’s where Ulula shacks up with a wolf.
Wolfsbane fell in love with wolf-prince Hrimhari by only seeing his full-wolf form. Later they met again and she got pregnant of him.
Zeus turned Io into a cow to hide her from Hera, in one version of the story he also copulated with her in that form. Zeus also liked to seduce women in the form of animals.
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Motherless used to be one of the few sites that had the balls to host bestiality and zoophilia, but as of a few years ago they pussied out removed it all. Meanwhile, you can still watch videos of transexuals shitting on midgets and dudes cumming on pictures of 12 year olds so fear not, your freedoms are still safe.
Until recently, bestiality was legal in the state of Washington. This has been mentioned on Mind of Mencia and is why Mr. Hands is so famous. Thankfully for residents of the homeland of Jameth, bestilolity was outlawed in 2006. WolfJLupus then GTFO of the state.
Protip: In the United Kingdom, any animal that has died is classed as a foodstuff, regardless of what type of animal it is. It’s not illegal to fuck food. If your pet dog was to have a fatal «accident» and you were to «accidentally» place your penis into its dead anus, that would be no more illegal than smearing jam on your cock.
Although bestiality is a criminal offence in countries mentioned above, engaging in sexual intercourse with apes is legal and are exempt from these laws.
Also, if you’re a Muslim, you can get a free pass in raping goats because the above countries will be too scared of being accused of Islamophobia.
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- Carl Paladino
- Cory Williamson
- Dalavesta — Known on Beastforum as Sirona and on World of Warcraft as Dalavesta.
- Douglas Spink
- Dracoguard -He filmed himself trying (and failing) to fuck his dog.
- Jan Mulders
- Jasha Lottin
- Miller Test
- Mr. Hands — The infamous Horse-fucking video.
- Onigojirakaiju — wants to fuck crocodiles and Godzilla.
- Whitney Wisconsin
- Shaun Ellis
- Taylor Lautner
- Hothead the mare
- Steven Bonnell II
- ZOO: The Movie — A sympathetic and artistic representation of what is ultimately a fetish for fucktards.
- Zeta Toy
- Islam — We Fuck Goats.
- Doutaini — Closet wolf fetishists.
- Marry Your Pet
- Your resistance only makes my penis harder! — The horse’s reaction to Mr. Hands.
- Zeta toy — A site if you can’t even find an animal willing to fuck you. Maybe you’re a furry.
- Zoophilia.net fun facts on furry fuckers
Bestiality brothels are ‘spreading through Germany’ warns campaigner as abusers turn to sex with animals as ‘lifestyle choice’
- Animal welfare officer Madeleine Martin problem of ‘erotic zoos’ is growing
- She tells of farmer whose once friendly sheep began refusing human contact
- So when he put CCTV in his barn he watched men file in and abuse his herd
Published: 17:53 GMT, 1 July 2013 | Updated: 00:55 GMT, 1 February 2016
Bestiality brothels are spreading through Germany faster than ever thanks to a law that makes animal porn illegal but sex with animals legal, a livestock protection officer has warned.
Madeleine Martin told the Frankfurter Rundschau that current laws were not protecting animals from predatory zoophiles who are increasingly able to turn to bestiality as a ‘lifestyle choice’.
She highlighted one case where a farmer in the Gross-Gerau region of southwest Germany, noticed his once friendly flock of sheep were beginning to shy away from human contact.
Shock discovery: Ms Martin told of one case where a farmer rigged a CCTV camera in the rafters of his barn after finding his normally friendly sheep refusing human contact, to discover multiple men sneaking in in the dead of night to sexually abuse his beloved livestock
So he rigged a CCTV camera in the rafters of his barn to discover multiple men sneaking in during the night to sexually abuse his beloved livestock.
‘There are now animal brothels in Germany,’ Martin told the paper, adding that people were playing down the issue by by describing it as a ‘lifestyle choice’.
Armed with a host of similar case studies, Ms Martin is now calling for the government to categorically ban bestiality across the country.
Defenceless: There are even ‘erotic zoos’ which people can visit to abuse animals ranging from llamas to goats
Last November German authorities said they were planning to reinstate an old law forbidding sex with animals after a sharp rise in incidents of bestiality along with websites promoting it.
Parliament began debating changes to the national Animal Protection Code with the agricultural committee of the Bundestag pledging fines of up to £20,000 for a first offence.
Bestiality dropped off the statute books as a crime in 1969 but in recent years the number of people believed to be participating in such acts has increased significantly.
There are even ‘erotic zoos’ which people can visit to abuse animals ranging from llamas to goats.
Hans-Michael Goldmann, chairman of the agriculture committee, said the government aimed to forbid using an animal ‘for individual sexual acts and to outlaw people ‘pimping’ creatures to others for sexual use.’
German ‘zoophile’ group ZETA has announced it will mount a legal challenge should a ban on bestiality become law.
‘Mere concepts of morality have no business being law,’ said ZETA chairman Michael Kiok.
When the 1969 law banning sex with animals was banned the Animal Protection Law was introduced, but it failed to include a specific ban on zoophilia.